The Window is open, all you have to do is look through it, to see me, and you...

So i'm hanging out with my buddies, and um I realize something, I realize something.
Think about the group of people you've hung out with most of your life, the group of friends that you've hung out with the most.
Maybe your all here tonight and this is what i've realized, I had an epihany, and here it is right here.
There is one person in every group of friends...that nobody fucking likes.
You basically keep them there to hate thier fucking guts.
When that person is not around the rest of your little base camp's hpbby is cutting that person down.
Example, Karen, is ALWAYS a douschebag.
Every group has a Karen and she's always a bag of dousche.
And when she's not around you all just look at each other and go, "GOD KAREN she's such a douschebag".
Until she walks up then your all like "Hey what's up Kar? Kaaaaaaaaar what's up Kar?"
There's always that one person, and I look up and some of you are like "Hmm no I disagree..."
Well YOUR the person, your the person nobody likes.
I know it is so true, and that's why it's funny.
It is so true, thats why its funny, true hence funny.
Your whole life that person has been there too, that's how Brian is in our group, nobody likes Brian, yet everywhere we go Brian would show up, even if we didn't tell him where we were going.
We would go someplace and he'd do that "I just found you" run, "Hahahahahah hey guy's"
"What's uyp guyyyyyy's"
And one of us would always see him and warn the rest of the group, we'd be like "AHHH fucking Brian's coming, ahhh fucking Brian's coming."
That's his name "Ahhh fucking Brian's coming".
I heard a rumor that when he was born even the doctor was like *Sniff Sniff* "Fucking Brian's coming, let's get the demon seed outta here"
That's what im saying qoute unqoute, and you can qoute me on the qoute unqoute....

Dane Cook-The Friend Nobody Likes
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